Rik Mayall

Richie Twat

Adrian Edmondson

Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba

Bill Nighy

Mr. Johnson

Kate Ashfield

Mrs. Hardy

Steven O'Donnell

Chef

Fenella Fielding

Mrs. Foxfur

Vincent Cassel

Gino Bolognese

Hélène Mahieu

Gina Carbonara

Simon Pegg

Mr. Nice

Lisa Palfrey

Mrs. Nice

Joe Hughes

Damien Nice

Jessica Mann

Charlene Nice

James D'Arcy

Young Groom

Kate Loustau

Young Bride

Charles Cartmell

Newscaster

Paul Garcia

Screen Lover

Richard Hammatt

Truck Driver #1

Bob Mason

Chatty Worker

Phillip Lester

Sickly Worker

Richard Strange

Worried Worker

David Sibley

Intimidating Man

Emma Pierson

Saucy Wood Nymph

Sophia Myles

Saucy Wood Nymph

Anna Madeley

Saucy Wood Nymph

Abbe Muschallik

Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited)

Nina Muschallik

Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited)

Phil McIntyre

Producer

Adrian Edmondson

Director

Colin Towns

Original Music Composer

Rik Mayall

Screenplay

Greg Powell

Stunts

Lucy Boulting

Casting

Shellie Smith

Line Producer

Marc Samuelson

Executive Producer

Alan Almond

Cinematography

Sean Barton

Editor

Adrian Edmondson

Writer

Peter Samuelson

Executive Producer

Lucy Ansbro

Executive Producer

Helen Parker

Executive Producer

Tom Brown

Production Design

David Allday

Art Direction

Keith Pain

Art Direction

Brian Read

Set Decoration

Pam Downe

Costume Design

Joceline Andrews

Makeup Artist

Stuart Bray

Makeup Artist

Kelly Marazzi

Makeup Artist

Eileen Kastner-Delago

Makeup Artist

Jason Swanscott

Foley Artist

Philip Barnes

Dialogue Editor